{"id":415,"date":"2006-11-21T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2012-05-20T16:05:16","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T14:05:16","slug":"fish_le_camp__histoire_d-un_hold-up_de_poisson_frais_sur_fond_de_rock_engage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/posts\/415\/fish_le_camp__histoire_d-un_hold-up_de_poisson_frais_sur_fond_de_rock_engage","title":{"rendered":"Fish (le) Camp : histoire d&rsquo;un hold-up de poisson frais sur fond de rock engag\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/imports\/m_DSC2189.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ils attendent quoi ces deux l\u00e0 ? Qu&rsquo;un poisson g\u00e9ant saute hors du canal et avale le p\u00eacheur ?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Antisocial tu perds ton sang froid<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Et si \u00e7a arrivait ?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Tu voudrais donner des yeux \u00e0 la justice<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Question : dois-je encore \u00e9couter du rock engag\u00e9 des ann\u00e9es 80 pendant que je tente de commenter une photo qui ne m\u00e9ritait sans doute pas un tel ch\u00e2timent ?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right; font-style: italic;\">Nous sommes dans un \u00e9tat de jungle et partout c&rsquo;est la loi du flingue&#8230; porcherie porcherie&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tout \u00e7a pour dire que ces deux l\u00e0 ne sont pas nets&#8230; Ca existe le vol \u00e0 la tire de poissons frais ?<\/p>\n<p>Je crois que je vais devoir retourner l\u00e0-bas pour enqu\u00eater : \/<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Inspecteur \u30de\u30eb\u30b3\u30dd\u30ed\u30e0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS : je certifie absolument n&rsquo;avoir abus\u00e9 d&rsquo;aucune substance alt\u00e9rant ma conscience ou mon raisonnement, licite ou illicite, aussi stup\u00e9fiant que cela paraisse. Je suis juste fatigu\u00e9 et d&rsquo;humeur \u00ab\u00a0non sens\u00a0\u00bb \ud83d\ude42 En fait je n&rsquo;ai pas besoin d&rsquo;artifices pour \u00e7a, j&rsquo;ai sans doute du tomber dedans tout petit. Tiens \u00e7a me rappelle une histoire o\u00f9 on m&rsquo;aurait trouv\u00e9, tout gamin, au milieu d&rsquo;adultes dans une pi\u00e8ce aux stup\u00e9fiantes volutes. Whaouh. 30 ans apr\u00e8s&#8230; \u00e7a c&rsquo;\u00e9tait de la bonne on dirait&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #000080;\">PPS to my sad english-reading friends : I&rsquo;m sorry but this cannot be translated. First of all it is a total nonsens even for my fellow french-reading visitors. Second : I have no energy to translate such nonsens :))<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic; color: #000080;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[72,103],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2241,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/2241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}