{"id":180,"date":"2005-01-24T10:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-24T10:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=180"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"fortune_cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/posts\/180\/fortune_cookies","title":{"rendered":"Fortune cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/imports\/mini_DSC6200-1.jpg'\/><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Frigidit\u00e9 : sexe aphone\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Avec de la patience et de la d\u00e9termination, tout est possible\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Un des deux caf\u00e9s que je fr\u00e9quente accompagne ses caf\u00e9s de \u00ab\u00a0fortune cookies\u00a0\u00bb (je ne sais pas comment on appelle \u00e7a en fran\u00e7ais). La derni\u00e8re fois j&rsquo;ai pris deux caf\u00e9s, et j&rsquo;ai donc eu deux messages importants \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><i><br \/>\nThe two texts read \u00ab\u00a0frigidity : voiceless sex\u00a0\u00bb and \u00ab\u00a0everything is possible with patience and determination\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>One of the two <\/i>caf\u00e9s<i> I often go to offers fortune cookies with coffee at lunch time. Last time I had two coffees, thus two important messages \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Marc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Que dire ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1303,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions\/1303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.polom.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}